Trump woke up, and his first act was to post a long essay on Truth Social, his own platform:

"China is so happy— I will permanently open (permanently opening) the Strait of Hormuz.

I'm doing this for them, and for the entire world!

This kind of good fortune won't happen again.

They've already agreed not to send weapons (not to send weapons) to Iran."

He said, "We're cooperating smartly and very well! Isn't this far better than going to war??? But remember (BUT REMEMBER,), if we need to fight a war, we are extremely skilled at it—far better than anyone else!!!"

Blatantly boasting about U.S. military power, claiming "far better than anyone else," even suggesting Iran can't handle them—how audacious can one get!??

Quoting a Chinese diplomat: If they had actually sent weapons to Iran, the situation would already be completely different!

Even more critical is how he's trying to pull off another empty-handed grab—claiming that Iran hasn’t received weapons, spinning it into a supposed agreement, and taking credit for it?

For the whole world?

Frankly, it's hilarious.

More like for Trump family and their inner circle’s insider gains.

Old Trump might as well wait until the strait is actually opened before posting such essays. Posting now is way too premature.

What if ships still can't pass tomorrow—how embarrassing would that be…

"China is happy… he opened the strait for China."

Old man probably didn’t fully wake up yet—go wash your face and go back to sleep.

Let’s greet him in our local dialect instead: Cè nà.

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