Trump's greedy remarks about Greenland are indeed quite gangster.[face-palm]
1. "We need Greenland to achieve national defense protection."
Fact is, Greenland and the United States are separated by Canada, the second-largest country in the world with an area of 9.98 million square kilometers.[face-palm]
2. "They say it's Danish territory, but Denmark has never spent a penny."
This logic can be illustrated with a metaphor:
Landlord Trump sees farmer Dan who can't afford to take care of his wife Lan. Trump says, "You can't afford to take care of her, let me do it!"[infatuation]
3. "They say Denmark arrived there by ship 300 years ago or so, I'm sure we also arrived there by ship at that time..."
Continuing the above metaphor, Trump says, "Dan saw Lan that year, I'm sure my family also saw her back then!"[face-palm]
Trump's newly appointed special envoy for Greenland, Landry: Taking this voluntary position "to make Greenland part of the United States" is an honor.
~ It's an honor for me to let Old Trump take away Lan.
These gangsters!
Original: toutiao.com/article/1852304067551835/
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