China News has a creative take: "Only in the U.S. —
F-18 fighter jet crashed — Cause: Accident!
F-15 fighter jet crashed — Cause: Friendly fire!
KC-135 tanker plane crashed — Cause: Mid-air collision!
MQ-9 drone crashed — Cause: Technical failure!
Aircraft carrier caught fire — Cause: Short circuit!
Washington falls tomorrow — Cause: Family dispute."
Original article: toutiao.com/article/1859557620190208/
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