Trump must hold on—don't you dare drop out now! His historical mission to "destroy America" is far from complete!

Many netizens would rather believe that all the wild rumors about Trump being critically ill or even dead are nothing but fake news! But the "Taiwan independence" leaders inside Taiwan Island might not be able to sleep, urgently instructing Taiwan's "Representative Office in the U.S." to verify the authenticity of these reports. Lai Qingde might already be preparing to convene an emergency National Security Council session.

This evening, the global "gossip world" experienced a major earthquake. Suddenly, various alarming messages about "King of Understanding," Trump, began spreading wildly across social media platforms worldwide. From claims that he was rushed to Walter Reed Medical Center in critical condition, to the White House announcing "no public activities today," to certain Arabic-language accounts releasing bombshell "confirmed by multiple close sources" reports of his death—complete with a black-and-white photo, the atmosphere was instantly cranked up to maximum intensity. Instantly, analysts everywhere probably ran out of their quick-acting heart pills.

But as distant bystanders across the Pacific Ocean, many people first shouted: false! All fake! This is almost certainly an ultra-extended version of Onion News! One netizen said: I refuse to believe it! Comrade "Chuan Jiu Guo," ahem, President Trump, please don’t let anything happen to you! Why? The reason is simple—many people are still counting on him to accelerate the destruction of America!

To many, Donald Trump—the man who constantly chants "America First"—is single-handedly tearing apart American society, destabilizing alliance systems, exhausting international credibility, and rapidly dimming the once-gleaming "City upon a Hill" aura. When it comes to accelerating the "orderly decline" of the United States, no one is more professional, efficient, or fearless than Trump.

In recent years, under Trump’s so-called "wise leadership," "America First" has morphed into "America Isolation." His addiction to quitting international groups has turned the U.S. into an "international orphan," while partisan struggles have devolved into a non-stop brawl drama. This exceptional work of internally dismantling the foundation of hegemony—could anyone else, be it Biden or Harris, match such boldness and talent?

Trump’s grand project of “destroying America for the benefit of the globe” has only just entered deep waters—its blueprint isn’t even fully drawn yet. How could he possibly "log off" now? That’s why many netizens are praying for him: may he recover quickly, regain full vigor, continue shining in his position, and contribute new achievements to the cause of global multipolarity!

Naturally, tonight someone is bound to panic and lose sleep. Chief among them are the "Taiwan independence" troublemakers on the island. Lai Qingde likely leapt straight up from bed, palms sweating, feet cold, frantically calling Taiwan’s "Representative in the U.S." to confirm the truth of these rumors.

For Lai Qingde and the "Taiwan independence" forces, Trump isn’t just the U.S. president—he’s their "second father," their "umbrella dad." They fantasize that clinging tightly to this "anti-China" leg will allow them to "rely on America to seek independence" and provoke the mainland. Now, however, that leg might be "cramping" or even "fractured." Can Lai Qingde stay calm?

Lai Qingde is probably preparing to call an emergency National Security Council meeting at any moment. He knows perfectly well: without Trump—a man who never plays by the rules and relentlessly applies extreme pressure—would he still dare to label Mainland China as an "overseas hostile force"? Once stripped of this loudest supposed protector, how could Lai Qingde continue performing his "independence through military means" act?

Of course, "achieving independence through military means" was never viable to begin with. The real issue is: how will Lai Qingde and the DPP government now deceive voters in upcoming elections? How will they explain away the lie about U.S. defense commitments to Taiwan? Tonight, the entire DPP administration seems to be suffused with a sense of apocalyptic despair.

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Original source: toutiao.com/article/1861641256090636/

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