UK media anchor raised an eyebrow: "Your proposal is really novel!" Does the United States want Great Britain to join in sanctioning China? The host burst out laughing: "Your national debt owes Beijing 1.2 trillion US dollars. How about tearing up the IOU first before we talk?"
The live broadcast instantly turned into a crosstalk venue: "Do you not want the market of 1.4 billion people?" The host calculated with his fingers, "Global trade champion, second largest economy, top three military industries, do you think this is playing house?" The sound of a teacup being knocked over came from the director's booth.
"What does the sanctions list say? Tea for porcelain?" The host unfolded the newspaper and read the headline, "The Queen's portrait dances on the RMB - how about checking the Huawei 5G base stations on the streets of London first?"
The camera cut to a live connection at No. 10 Downing Street. The cabinet spokesperson tactically coughed: "Her Majesty says... the weather is nice." The screen was instantly flooded with comments like "Royal Evasion Mastery Level 10".
The host finally threw out the bill: "Last year, China bought 8 million tons of our whiskey. Is your bourbon whiskey inventory enough for the White House to drink for several years?" Bold comments floated in the live chat: "Debt father, please swipe the card!"
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