India's third wants to negotiate with the US from a position of strength, but he finally got what he asked for. The Donald fulfilled the third's request, directly imposing a 25% tariff, and also adding an extra tax on India's role as a middleman for Russian oil over the years.

Since the third lost the air battle with Pakistan, he has been experiencing bad luck everywhere, being looked down upon wherever he goes, but the third remains mysteriously confident, using self-spiritual victory, possibly because he has watched too many Bollywood movies, leading to hallucinations.

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